OK.  Are you ready?

See, like this? 

*num nyum nyum lum*  This is how Powerscourt likes me to wash his face.  He likes the folds around his eyes and nose kept clean.  *nyum nyum*  He doesn't ever get as smelly as I do; he would rather starve than stink.  

This is how he likes me to clean his ears. 

He doesn't like when Mommy cleans them because she sticks her finger in too deep.  He screams at her when she does that but he likes the way I wash them like this.   *schlum shlup shloop schluck mheumck*

So that's how Powerscourt stays clean and tidy in between shower times.  I take baths with Mommy every couple of months.  I use lavender shampoo.  It moisturizes my situation...it preserves my sexy.  You feel me?