The fix is in, Blago . . . 

I am the cutest frenchie in the whole wide world!!!!

I had an upset tummy yesterday.  It was really gross (and embarrassing so I blamed it on Powerscourt - wasn't hard for Mommy and Daddy to believe since there was a plastic bag in one of the sick-piles).  

In other news...Daddy says he's sick of ties so he's moved on to a new look.  I like it.  So natty, right!

I like to call this shot "Man With His Puppy"

I feel so lucky to be an American today.

OK.  Are you ready?

See, like this? 

*num nyum nyum lum*  This is how Powerscourt likes me to wash his face.  He likes the folds around his eyes and nose kept clean.  *nyum nyum*  He doesn't ever get as smelly as I do; he would rather starve than stink.  

This is how he likes me to clean his ears. 

He doesn't like when Mommy cleans them because she sticks her finger in too deep.  He screams at her when she does that but he likes the way I wash them like this.   *schlum shlup shloop schluck mheumck*

So that's how Powerscourt stays clean and tidy in between shower times.  I take baths with Mommy every couple of months.  I use lavender shampoo.  It moisturizes my situation...it preserves my sexy.  You feel me?

This morning I licked Powerscourt's face and cleaned it for him.  He likes that.  I do it most mornings when we sit on the sofa with Mommy and Daddy while they eat their oatmeal and watch the news.  For some reason he doesn't like it when I do this:I don't know why?

All hail ZIZOU!

I am Zizou, the Cutest French Bulldog in the World.  I have ordered my mommy to start a blog for me so please excuse any typos, her transcription skills are poor.  I have a brother, he is a white English Bulldog named Powerscourt.  I am bossy and gassy but everyone loves me anyway because I'm so cute.